2nd Byte two gave the word, there was more. God divided by zero to one and realized that I took a good thing.
3rd And God said, "Let the data." And the data were. And God said, "Let he data should be in their place!" So he created floppy disks, hard disks and compact disks.
4th And God said, "Let the computer, because floppy disks, hard disks and compact disks have a place!" So God created the computer, and called Hardware.
5th Software did not exist, but God created the programs, both large and small, and said, "Go and multiply and fill the entire memory!"
6. And God said, "will create the scheduler. The programmer will create new programs and manage the computers, programs and data!"
7th And God created the programmer and put it in the Datacenter. Showed him a list, saying: "You can use any volume and sottovolume, but DO NOT use Windows!"
8th And God said, "There goes well, the programmer that remains alone." He took a rib of the scheduler and created a creature that would worship the programmer and loved what the programmer. God called you this creature.
9th The programmer and you were left alone in raw DOS. It was good and right.
10th But Bill was more cunning of the other creatures of God Churches to users: "But God has really said not to use the programs?"
11th And people said, "God told us that we can use every program and all information, but not to start Windows, or else die."
12th And Bill said to the people: "How do you say this one thing, that you have never tried? Since, in which run Windows, you will be equal to God can create anything you like. Simply click with your mouse. "
13th And you saw that the fruits of Windows were more beautiful and easier to use. You realize that by now all know he had become useless, since Windows could replace it.
14th So happened that users installed Windows on their computers. Users said the programmer who was good and right.
15th And the programmer began the search for new drivers. God asked him: "What are you looking for?" The programmer said: "I'm looking for new drivers, because Dos not find it." And God asked, "Who told you that you need new drivers?" And the programmer said, " Do you have told Bill! "
16th And God said to Bill: "For what you've done you will be hated by all creatures. Each user will be unhappy with you. Sales Windows ever!"
17th And God said to the users: "For what you did, Windows will disappoint you for ever and for ever will eat your information. You have to use boring programs, and must always rely to the programmer!"
18th And God said to the programmer: "Because you have obeyed the users, the user will never be happy with you. All your programs will be full of mistakes, and you have to fix them. Until the end of time!"
19th And God expelled them from the Datacenter and closed the door. The protected with a password.
20th GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT.
